I Need A Spam Translator.

I got this comment the other day.  I didn't publish it, because it's clearly spam... but can any of you make sense of it?  This is the weirdest spam comment I've ever gotten. I took out the link that was included just to remove temptation.

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What is an 'instrumentality casket'?  Or a 'honeycomb yard'? And, did he say i have 'belly fat'? Oh, it's on now.