Apocalypse Monday

It's not the end of the world... at least, not yet.  But I've been watching a lot of 'Walking Dead' and I just read The Stand, so I'm preparing for a zombie apocalypse or flesh-eating plague.  Because I love all of you, I'm going to be sharing my apocalypse preparations on Mondays so you can be ready too.  Because when the zombies come, it's going to be brutal.


I found something awesome at CVS on clearance... something that, at least for me, is so necessary as I'm running from zombies and avoiding death.

Those, my dear readers, are toe warmers.  They were on clearance for $0.17 each.  I scooped them all up.


Picture it, it's the dead of winter.  Snow falls gently to the ground.  You and your loved ones huddle around the fire when you hear a faint noise.  Zombies.  They are all around you... your only chance at survival is to run for it.  But as you stand, you become all too aware that your toes are frozen.  The zombies leap toward you and you stand there, unable to move your icicle toes.


In your last agonizing minutes, you will wish you had spent the $0.17.


Until next time survivors,