Holy Schmoly. I Am Alive.

I know, I know... it's been forever since we've talked.  I know you've missed all the wisdom I spew forth on a daily.  Don't worry though, 'cause I've been spewing it at my husband.  Here's the rundown, based on what he has heard:

You haven't missed much.

Oh, but why have I been absent?  What a terrific question.  I have been a bit under the weather.  An all over malaise sort of thing.  It's actually been quite miserable.  Luckily, I've kept the whining and complaining to a minimum.

My husband just spit out his coffee at that.  ARE YOU INSINUATING I'VE BEEN ANYTHING BUT AMAZING? How dare you, sir.

So, what has caused this malaise?  I really shouldn't tell... Here's a hint:

That's correct, my bloggy friends... there is a sea monkey inside me.

I haven't been crafting at all lately because I've felt so rotten, but I'm coming out of it.  I've actually been upright ALL MORNING.  This is a banner day.  I'm going to try to get back into the crafting side of things and actually have a couple of things in the works, so I should be around again soon.

Also, lots of you have sent me emails suggesting a search party to locate me.  Sounds awesome.  When they get here, have them bring me some Arby's.

I'll be back soon and I'm trying to answer all your emails! Thanks for your concern!
I link up at these great parties!