A few years ago, I showed you how to make some awesome tombstones for your Halloween display. These are so easy to make and they are so great for the holiday. The hardest part of making these tombstones is figuring out what to inscribe for the epitaph. Really, I had fits about it. So, because I love you and don't want you to suffer like I did, I've rounded up some great sayings for your Halloween gravestones!
Mann Down
Pardon Me for Not Rising
Claire Voyance
She Should Have Seen it Coming
E.W.W.
It Stinks Down Here
Ben Dismembered
May He Rest In Pieces
Izzy Dead
Let's All Hope So
Radio Star
Killed by Video
Lee Ving
He Couldn't Stay
Colin Collect
Please Accept the Charges
Hammond Eggs
Died Over Breakfast
Lee Ning
He Finally Fell Over
Sal Manilla
Died of Food Poisoning
Ron D. Vous
He Met With Death
And of course, the classic epitaph:
I told you I was sick.
Are there any great ones I missed? Leave 'em in the comments!
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These are great headstones and epitaphs! Also, I linked back to your post about creepy eyes in a post I just published. Thanks for both ideas!
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